What movies have not aged well?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

How many women have accidentally pooped their pants and became turned on afterwards?

Moonraker

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-”She is very sexyful!”

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-”Ah so!”

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Do older women know what they want?

-All the bad guys are black.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Why do people stay in cults after they have joined?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Goldfinger

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

What are some reasons why some men choose to live alone instead of getting married?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

This is a real question: Why do a lot of men/boys hate (yes, hate) women that voice their criteria in choosing a partner? Even when the criteria is sane and responsible. Besides it being, sadly, an effective mating strategy, why does it exist?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Dr No

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Is a man who enjoys anal sex considered a sissy? For those who think so, why can't they be thought of as someone who enjoys a variety of sexual pleasure?

-J W Pepper

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Live and Let Die

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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.